fucking wasps

got me yesterday, i look like the bloody elephant man and it fucking hurts, them little stripy bastards are going to die a horrible fiery death
luckily i have access to some quite strong painkillers and i'm looking forward to having some more later

Get well soon

But why should one want to fuck wasps? Try rabbits or sheep instead. ;-)

handy hint for fucking sheep - always do it on the edge of a cliff..they push back harder

And don't forget to wear wellies 'cos you can put their back legs in them- making it harder for them to escape..................so I've heard.

And on that note i think it`s time for a forum favourite!!



Does anyone else think the protagonist in this little fillum looks a bit like Dan (but with hair)...?

Hang on, I'll watch it and let you know..................that's the only reason I'm watching it again- honest!

Hmm, maybe.......I'd better watch it again to make sure though- brb.

that made my day ( and possibly my evening )