This wont be a surprise to anyone

But I'm getting a divorce!

Eventually anyway. For now we've split up and there's no chance of getting back together. No major falling out just realised we're not right for each other and the boy started noticing our arguments.

Sleeping in the spare room for now while I look for somewhere to rent nearby.

Sadly for you all this means I'll be able to make it to more Doooos in future...when the world stops ending.

Seems like no one really cares....

But congrats or condolonces, wichever u prefer.

Enjoy the dooooooos!

Sorry Jim, I care!
My laptop shat itself so I've not been on here for ages, just got my old one running by re-soldering the power lead (Currys PC World suck my ballsack! Took 'em a week to look at it and then tell me they couldn't repair it when all it needed was a new power lead? CUNTS).

Your situation sounds familiar to me, been there done that am happier for it- sounds like you're doing the right thing for all involved.
Took me a long time to admit it to myself and actually go through with it, was very painful but it gets easier- being there for your boy is obviously the main thing.

Glad we'll see more of you at the Dooooos

Cheers guys... I think!

So with that out the way, how the hell do you meet women into bikes?

Dunno, let me know if you figure it out.

Jim2014 wrote:Cheers guys... I think!

So with that out the way, how the hell do you meet women into bikes?

Ask Uncle Nate, he found one. Or did Leigh find him?

Or buy a shiny Hardley Dangerous

Thinking about it, you don't really need a missus who is into bikes. What you really need is an all round nice missus who lets you ef-of every other weekend. ;-)

Agreed, I'd settle for that- got any spare MILFs kicking around?

But ofcourse mr. Hoon. Shame I hate sharing innit? ;-)

Come on Voodoo my good friend, you know the saying old chap- repeat after me.. Sharing is caring.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

We're a rare breed, generally imported.

I'd be interested in Nate's answer to this question actually - who found who? Sounds like a fun way to torture him...

VJ is the one to ask really. He found one. A smart one. That takes him on adventures to the islands and puts up with a hole host more shit than I ever would. No idea where she came from!

Jim2014 wrote:Cheers guys... I think!

So with that out the way, how the hell do you meet women into bikes?

Find a woman who is into music festivals. That means she is already into going camping, getting pissed in a field, and is willing to go a weekend without a shower, hairdryer and other creature comforts. From there it's not too much of a stretch to get into biking.

Tinder has worked for me. You've got to swipe past an awful lot of dross, but I have met some absolute gems on that platform, and had a few "adventures between the sheets" on the way.

I have mated who use tinder. The ratio of gems to psycho in this area doesnt seem too good.

Might just say something about the company I keep though!

East Anglia innit? Nuff said. Should move to Blackpool. ;-)

I can recommend DiscountYanks.com, they have some great deals.













It's been nice knowing you all.




Love you honey.

So there will be a second "this wont be a surprise" thread shortly? ;-)

Nate, it was nice knowing you mate- DiscountYanks.com you say?

Um, excuse me, what?! Discount? Deal?

The way I remember it, I think you found my profile on wayoutofyourleague.com and I settled because I was #desperateforavisa. Come to think of it, that's exactly how you remember it too, isn't it. ISN'T IT?

Hang on and back up a minute, you were desperate for a visa? For Britain? Why?

Leigh:


My beer is poured and I have snacks


Nate:


Cremation or burial?

Stoning! ;-)

Just wanted to let you know I'm fine and in surprisingly good health following my sudden bout of stairs related clumsiness.

The hospital have cleared me to leave and said that the bandages can come off after just two short weeks!

Jeez it sure is difficult to type without the use of your hands.

Bwaahahahahahahahaha

Watch out for eye-level cupboard doors as well!


You typing with a pencil held between your teeth like a retard?

Sorry to hear that Jim, castrate yourself it'll save you a fortune in heartache and cash

Funnily enough I have considered that in the past for just such a reason

Funnily enough, im not far off being in this situation myself , we don't talk much anymore and when we do it's just to disagree .....

Seems when all this current shit is over I'll probably be buggering off back to our old house which we luckily didn't sell when we moved to this tree encrusted hell hill ( anyone see a possible divergence of relationship opinions coming through there ? )

Anyway, nothing happening for a while but it gives me something to look forward to

Have even considered selling up and going home to Darlington, who knows, the future is unwritten

Seems like all the cool kids are doing it, best of luck.

theyank wrote:Um, excuse me, what?! Discount? Deal?

The way I remember it, I think you found my profile on wayoutofyourleague.com and I settled because I was #desperateforavisa. Come to think of it, that's exactly how you remember it too, isn't it. ISN'T IT?

This'll cheer you up!

WTF!
Uncle Nate wearing Crocs/ blue paper bags on his feet whilst sat on an MZ?

I know MZs aren't everyones cup of tea but Poses of Nate No.62 is decidedly unimpressed lol lol lol etc

The bastard STILL wears crocks... and I'm the discount one?!?

Bummer, it didn't cheer you up!

Crocs......oh dear me, what has my life brought me to, oh well, at least I don't wear them
Oh fuck, are there more of you ?

theyank wrote:The bastard STILL wears crocks... and I'm the discount one?!?

And I bet he has some cheap chinese wannabe crocks, the CHEAP bastard! ;-)

Yeah, there's no way he wears pukka ones.

At least mine are legit and I never wear them with socks.
(There's nowt wrong with Crocs I'll have you know, they're comfy light and practical.)

Thankfully my soul seems to be too big to seep out through the holes (VJ).

So it is "just" your dignity leaking out through them?

Dang it, yeah dignity- I never had any to escape

Jim: been there, done that. It'll get better over time and usually the small ones figure out quite quickly how to get along with the situation just fine.