HARBACH - THE GERMAN RATBIKE RALLY 300 MILES FROM CALAIS 14TH JULY

Leigh and I are once again venturing into Europe. First stop will be the German Ratbike Rally at Harbach.

Anyone else fancy it?

For those just wanting a quick run it's a straight 300 mile ride from Calais:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Calais,+France/Harbach,+Germany/@50.8089302,6.9407431,9.79z/data=!4m15!4m14!1m5!1m1!1s0x47dc3f75d7f1e363:0xacbed9e08cd279f4!2m2!1d1.858686!2d50.95129!1m5!1m1!1s0x47bea686994713bf:0x422d4d510dac820!2m2!1d7.8457746!2d50.8624123!3e0!4e1?dcr=0

We'll obviously be doing something more like this over a couple of days:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Calais,+France/Harbach,+Germany/@50.9185218,4.1935792,7.75z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m5!1m1!1s0x47dc3f75d7f1e363:0xacbed9e08cd279f4!2m2!1d1.858686!2d50.95129!1m5!1m1!1s0x47bea686994713bf:0x422d4d510dac820!2m2!1d7.8457746!2d50.8624123!2m2!1b1!2b1!3e0!4e1!5i2?dcr=0

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me etc.

Im up for it in theory but Im away alot this year leaving little time to earn money so I'll probably be skint/working my arse off by then.

however its not far so wont take too long or cost that much.

it'll be a quick in out job if I go which I'd like to.

Hoon Gary and Esox were making positive sounds at the Fup....

ima say yes then pull out at the last minute like usual, im good at pulling out

Have you ever had a sperm test?
You might be a Jaffa and never have to pull out again!

nope.

jaffa? ive not heard that one before lol.

That means I'm showing my age
Back in the mists of time on Only Fools and Horses Dell called Boycie a Jaffa 'cos he was seedless and shooting blanks

ah right, i was expecting a rhyming slang but was stumped looking for anything on the subject that rhymed with jaffa lol

regardless of who is going, I predict....